New Girlfriend Needed

A New Girl Friend is Needed Urgently The Last one was forced to resign cus I forget to watch a football match and she didn't remind me.. Can u imagine? Anyway, new applicants should start sending in their application REQUIREMENTS: 1) The Letter must be FORMAL 2) Two passport sized photograph 3) Applicants must be HND,BSC or MSC holders 4) The applicant mustn't send text msgs,chat or even use a phone but only write letters to avoid cheating on me 5) The Applicant must nt talk to any other man except me.. And if u insist u would pray to jesus, write down your prayer request I'll pray them for u. Other requirements will be presented in the two hard cover note that will be given to applicants during the interview.. Thanks