Jokes: The Scare Of Boko Haram Stereotypes

Inside an Abuja taxi, the passengers were feeling uneasy because of the presence of an Aboki man with a suspicious rucksack in their midst and so they kept an eye on him and Aboki was aware of their suspicion but he kept his cool. The Aboki man who was wearing a Baban Riga and carrying a black rucksack which looked suspicious to other passengers, was minding his own business chatting with his friend on BBM. The Aboki man suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside him in the taxi was reading their conversation. Since he did not want to embarrass the intruder, he decided to change the topic of the chat and he wrote, "Abeg, Alhaji, please tell Sheik Abubakar Shekau that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target location before the bombs explode because there is a terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high, since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We've less than five minutes for the bombs to go off, bye and take care of my children as agreed." The intruder quickly opened the taxi door and jumped out and before anyone could say Jack Robinson other passengers, including the driver, followed him to jump out of the taxi even without asking questions. Laugh to ease out stress and tension!